The Rogue Nation of North Douistivorica is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 543 million freakin Wolverineses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calumet. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving North Douistivorican economy, worth 38.9 trillion Dallas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,567 Dallas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Douistivorica's national animal is the Wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Douistivorica is ranked 240,389^th in the world and 6,456^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10.25 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.