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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 736thMost Devout: 1,183rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,933rd
The People's State of
New York Times Democracy
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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North Dizzle

Population5.905 billion

CapitalSaint Paul
LeaderChairman Cafarelli
FaithChristianity

CurrencyBig Pink Cookie
AnimalHorse

The People's State of North Dizzle is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Cafarelli with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 5.905 billion Dizzleans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Paul. The average income tax rate is 16.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dizzlean economy, worth a remarkable 1,077 trillion Big Pink Cookies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 182,392 Big Pink Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, sweet-toothed Dizzleans have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Dizzle's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

North Dizzle is ranked 103,490th in the world and 4th in The Parking Lot for Most Stationary, with 413.81711710132 days.

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1%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 736thMost Devout: 1,183rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,933rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,975thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2,997thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,312thLargest Retail Industry: 3,848thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,179thSafest: 4,329thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,387thMost Avoided: 4,970thFattest Citizens: 6,683rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,815thMost Efficient Economies: 8,543rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,726thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,315thHighest Average Incomes: 13,191stTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 18,644thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,273rdLowest Crime Rates: 21,208thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,871stHighest Economic Output: 27,436thLargest Governments: 28,505thMost Cultured: 29,211th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in North Dizzle, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dizzle, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dizzle, sweet-toothed Dizzleans have been left penniless by the VAT on candy.
  • : North Dizzle was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : North Dizzle was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dizzle, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dizzle, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dizzle, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dizzle, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dizzle, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.

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