To serve and protect Bernadetta
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,124thMost Influential: 1,755thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,075th
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North Bernia

Population3.827 billion

CapitalGarreg Mach
FaithBernadetta Simping

CurrencyBernie Badge

The Glorious Kingdom of North Bernia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Byleth with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, disturbing lack of elderly people, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.827 billion North Bernians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garreg Mach. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Bernian economy, worth 562 trillion Bernie Badges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,000 Bernie Badges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Bernia's national animal is the Bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bernadetta Simping.

North Bernia is ranked 93,514th in the world and 4,002nd in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,714.31 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,124thMost Influential: 1,755thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,075thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,174thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,861stMost Patriotic: 4,971stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,894thLowest Crime Rates: 7,786thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,150thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,491stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,400thMost Authoritarian: 12,271stLargest Governments: 12,838thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 13,096thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,108thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,327thMost Devout: 13,425thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,640thLargest Black Market: 13,720thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,430thMost Efficient Economies: 15,295thHighest Average Incomes: 16,103rdLargest Insurance Industry: 17,146thHealthiest Citizens: 18,877thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,098thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,355thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,558thSmartest Citizens: 23,753rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,918thMost Developed: 25,508th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 65th in the regionMost Influential: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 91st in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 123rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 161st in the regionLargest Black Market: 179th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 180th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 180th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 220th in the regionMost Devout: 234th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 256th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 268th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 360th in the regionLargest Governments: 363rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 366th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 390th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 396th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 460th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 486th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 523rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 541st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 546th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 561st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 580th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 605th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 637th in the regionMost Developed: 677th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 677th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 745th in the regionMost Stationary: 914th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 915th in the regionLargest Populations: 970th in the region

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