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Eliminating all but the far and extreme left communists Premier Vladimir Chyikenov
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,187thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,217thMost Secular: 2,431st
The Communist Federation of
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North-West Commland

Population2.705 billion

CapitalHammerst-Sikelgrad-Aug-au-Volga
LeaderPremier Vladimir Chyikenov
FaithMarxism

CurrencyƉogecoin
Animalchicken

The Communist Federation of North-West Commland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Vladimir Chyikenov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.705 billion North-West Commlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammerst-Sikelgrad-Aug-au-Volga. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient North-West Commlandian economy, worth 533 trillion Ɖogecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 197,235 Ɖogecoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 631,342 per year while the poor average 46,773, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

A proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North-West Commland's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Marxism.

North-West Commland is ranked 42,719th in the world and 4th in DogeLand for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,192.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,187thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,217thMost Secular: 2,431stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,742ndTop
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Most Armed: 2,918thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,498thMost Patriotic: 3,510thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,795thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,294thLargest Black Market: 6,050thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,204thLargest Retail Industry: 7,376thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,482ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,847thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,992ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,672ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,009thMost Efficient Economies: 11,083rdMost Conservative: 11,932ndMost Authoritarian: 12,042ndTop
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Most Developed: 17,658thLargest Governments: 19,037thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,088thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,106thLowest Crime Rates: 24,538th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in North-West Commland, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in North-West Commland, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in North-West Commland, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in North-West Commland, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in North-West Commland, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Following new legislation in North-West Commland, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in North-West Commland, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights.
  • : Following new legislation in North-West Commland, industry leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no North-West Commlandian emissions at all.
  • : Following new legislation in North-West Commland, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in North-West Commland, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor.

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