Population | 6.422 billion |
Capital | Ósló |
Leader | God-Emperor Harald Haarfagre I |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Krone |
Animal | Drage |
The Empire of Norskheim is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by God-Emperor Harald Haarfagre I with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.422 billion Nords are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ósló. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Norskheimian economy, worth 727 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,217 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norskheim's national animal is the Drage, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Norskheim is ranked 194,543rd in the world and 4,723rd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 54.82724268832 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Norskheim's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Norskheim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Norskheim, military spending is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Norskheim, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values.
- : Following new legislation in Norskheim, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Norskheim, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
- : Following new legislation in Norskheim, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications.
- : Norskheim's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Norskheim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Norskheim, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.