The Republic of Norna Chitya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rich Uncle Pennybags with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, aversion to nipples, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.922 billion Norna Chityans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Empire. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Norna Chityan economy, worth 996 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 254,144 baht, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign workers are flooding in as baht flood out, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads, and Scout campfire sing-a-longs tend to focus on the evils of antitrust legislation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Norna Chitya's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Norna Chitya is ranked 11,154^th in the world and 486^th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,736.5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.