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Economic Growth Forever
Largest Retail Industry: 364thMost Efficient Economies: 1,361stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,730th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Norna Chitya

Population3.922 billion

CapitalNew Empire
LeaderRich Uncle Pennybags

Currencybaht
Animalpanther

The Republic of Norna Chitya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rich Uncle Pennybags with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, aversion to nipples, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.922 billion Norna Chityans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Empire. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Norna Chityan economy, worth 996 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 254,144 baht, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign workers are flooding in as baht flood out, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads, and Scout campfire sing-a-longs tend to focus on the evils of antitrust legislation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Norna Chitya's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Norna Chitya is ranked 11,154th in the world and 486th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,736.5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 364thMost Efficient Economies: 1,361stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,730thRudest Citizens: 2,089thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,661stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,944thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,178thFattest Citizens: 3,443rdMost Influential: 3,517thHighest Average Incomes: 3,739thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,209thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,325thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,383rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,451stLargest Mining Sector: 4,523rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,362ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,803rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,975thSmartest Citizens: 6,743rdMost Patriotic: 8,582ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,899thMost Cultured: 9,152ndMost Secular: 9,867thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,252ndMost Developed: 10,284thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,682ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,758thLargest Governments: 11,004thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,154thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 13,829thLargest Black Market: 14,288thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,007thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,338thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,938thHighest Economic Output: 21,470thLowest Crime Rates: 21,968thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,739thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,059th
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Largest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 45th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 51st in the regionRudest Citizens: 61st in the regionFattest Citizens: 81st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 86th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 97th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 125th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 126th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 163rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 165th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 170th in the regionLargest Black Market: 184th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 199th in the regionMost Influential: 201st in the regionMost Patriotic: 201st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 212th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 213th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 223rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 234th in the regionMost Cultured: 250th in the regionLargest Governments: 304th in the regionMost Secular: 318th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 323rd in the regionMost Developed: 325th in the regionMost Avoided: 343rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 378th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 394th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 486th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 615th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 663rd in the regionMost Stationary: 672nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 718th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 774th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 893rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 905th in the regionLargest Populations: 955th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Norna Chitya, Scout campfire sing-a-longs tend to focus on the evils of antitrust legislation.
  • : Following new legislation in Norna Chitya, school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads.
  • : Following new legislation in Norna Chitya, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Following new legislation in Norna Chitya, foreign workers are flooding in as baht flood out.
  • : Following new legislation in Norna Chitya, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Rich Uncle Pennybags's eyes only'.
  • : Following new legislation in Norna Chitya, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.
  • : Norna Chitya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Norna Chitya, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • : Norna Chitya was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Norna Chitya, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes.

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