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Most Advanced Public Transport: 390thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,117thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,988th
The Hermit Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Norktopia

Population18.734 billion

CapitalP'yingpyŏng
Leaderthe General Secretary
Faithundefined

Currencygram of rice
Animalgreat raven

The Hermit Kingdom of Norktopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the General Secretary with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 18.734 billion workers and peasants are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of P'yingpyŏng. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Norktopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,681 trillion grams of rice a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,120 grams of rice, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are now allowed to discuss whether The General Secretary is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, and Norktopia's fine wines are renowned throughout the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Norktopia's national animal is the great raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is undefined.

Norktopia is ranked 331,067th in the world and 13th in East Asia for Nicest Citizens, with 0.36 average smiles per day.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 390thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,117thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,988thMost Primitive: 2,274thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,041stTop
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Best Weather: 3,667thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,176thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,371stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,835thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,784thLargest Black Market: 7,080thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,874thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,127thHighest Economic Output: 9,490thMost Cultured: 9,750thLargest Governments: 9,858thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,431stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,814thMost Developed: 15,532ndMost Devout: 15,984thTop
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Most Armed: 17,382ndMost Authoritarian: 17,807thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,939thHealthiest Citizens: 20,770thLargest Populations: 20,872ndMost Patriotic: 22,891stLowest Crime Rates: 26,921stHighest Average Incomes: 28,302ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 33,261st
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Norktopia's influence in East Asia fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Norktopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Norktopia's influence in East Asia rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Norktopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Norktopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Norktopia's influence in East Asia rose from "Instigator" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Norktopia's influence in East Asia rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Norktopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Norktopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Most Zombies and Most Survivors.
  • : Norktopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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