I ate your parents Ridley
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,222ndMost Influential: 4,814thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,879th
The Intergalactic Pirate Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population800 million

CapitalLower Norfair


The Intergalactic Pirate Nation of Norfair is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ridley with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 800 million Norfairians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lower Norfair. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Norfairian economy, worth 65.0 trillion Mochtroids a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,304 Mochtroids, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, news headlines usually include p-values, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Norfair's national animal is the Metroid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Norfair is ranked 114,482nd in the world and 5,748th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 33 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,222ndTop
Most Influential: 4,814thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,879thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,359thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,897thNicest Citizens: 15,495thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,506th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 380th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 413th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 743rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 783rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 856th in the regionNicest Citizens: 859th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Norfair published "Attack On Lower Norfair!" (Bulletin: News).
  • : Following new legislation in Norfair, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Norfair, news headlines usually include p-values.
  • : Following new legislation in Norfair, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Norfair, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Norfair, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Norfair was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Woodsend.
  • : Norfair was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Norfair, untold millions of Mochtroids are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme.
  • : Norfair changed its national capital to "Lower Norfair".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 126 » Guer Aike, Alunya, Orado, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Runeda, Territorio di Nessuno, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, Dabarastan, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Miruma, Abject Ludicrosity, Sockmanland, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ravendi, 1 very fast endotarter, Zumlandia, Loutsland, Sundred, Siwale, Eravonia, Aratani, Black Templares, The Tampa Bay Rays, Amauri, Pazair, Castle Federation, Glurponia, McMasterdonia, Viridiann, Dar es Saalam, Selfgradatude, Shibutani, Federation Terra Australis, Seenvorland, United Anglo-America, Wineclaw, Empy, Kranostav, Sunto, North Bratislava, New Bremerton, Interdimensional Zone, Zyvetskistaahn, Ponantine, Wodan, and 76 others.Sil Dorsett, Vincone Cae, El Fiji Grande, Daiz, Newpromisedland, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Religioncord, Ethnon, Pallaith, Palgo, Unprintable Initiator, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, U S Eh, Aenglaland, Steampunk Ariel, General COE, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Vathnutum, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Fendlium, Angshire, Cobleck Weleis, Jasminlandia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Tervel, Sahil Shintre, Sunaiya, Brandenburg-Ansbach, Western Vapia, Angwayster, Kulgatha, Tachycardia, Prydania, Arlens Apartment, Reliqua, Umuyyad, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Terban Kedah, Rad Lads, Nolambur, Montarc, The Sinclarian Provinces, Phoronu, Breduria, Rumagna, Zokk, Heloonia, Imperial Joseon, Lungha, Great Bights Mum, Avemterra, Napnomadia, Rosewood-, Kasazzastan, Loli County, God Leon, Hamerica, Wilkshire, Navigator Islands, Merconitonitopia, JesseltonTM, Praeceps, Francois Isidore, Valatic Ash, Moubarakistan, Porlock, Wisconsota, Noahs Second Country, Xagill, Nimarya, United Kahndaq, Universal State Formula, and Woodsend.

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