The Screaming robots of Nordic-British Union is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by 夏色花梨 with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.727 billion PRO British Gamers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Nord-Brit Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 3,133 trillion Xbox Live Gold memberships a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 246,191 Xbox Live Gold memberships, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, books are so highly regarded in Nordic-British Union that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, and the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nordic-British Union's national animal is the Puppetized AG, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Schizophrenia.

Nordic-British Union is ranked 313,827^th in the world and 5,924^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -747.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.