The Republic of Noossetzerho is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.388 billion Noossetzerhoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 86.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Noossetzerhoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,255 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Noossetzerhoan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, and lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noossetzerho's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Noossetzerho is ranked 14,473^rd in the world and 1,646^th in Two for Largest Governments, scoring 33.23 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.