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Most Valuable International Artwork: 484thMost Influential: 557thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 717th
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Population5.909 billion

LeaderJohn Edwards


The Quarantined Peoples of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Edwards with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.909 billion Noons enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 551 trillion Angorejes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,342 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the Foster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 100,299th in the world and 1,121st in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,663.45 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 484thMost Influential: 557thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 717thTop
Most Pacifist: 3,425thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,453rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,529thNicest Citizens: 5,295thBest Weather: 6,926thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,968thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,489thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,594thSafest: 8,517thMost Inclusive: 8,629thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,727thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,085thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,057thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 10,445thMost Developed: 10,755thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,758thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,226thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,544thLowest Crime Rates: 11,716thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,162ndMost Secular: 15,215thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,115thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,221stSmartest Citizens: 16,341stLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,499thMost Efficient Economies: 16,776thLargest Governments: 17,246thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,012th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 57th in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionMost Pacifist: 66th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 86th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 88th in the regionNicest Citizens: 97th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 124th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 127th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 127th in the regionBest Weather: 135th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 146th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 148th in the regionSafest: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 155th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 158th in the regionMost Inclusive: 168th in the regionMost Developed: 168th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 171st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 195th in the region

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