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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,139thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,222ndMost Influential: 1,696th
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Nookie Island

Population17.313 billion

CapitalNookie City


The Dictatorship of Nookie Island is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nookie with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.313 billion Nookienseses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nookie City. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nookie Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion Escudoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 87,800 Escudoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, Big Belly is watching you, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Nookienseses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nookie Island's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cristianismo.

Nookie Island is ranked 272,079th in the world and 183rd in Portugal for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.85 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,139thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,222ndMost Influential: 1,696thTop
Best Weather: 4,295thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,645thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,857thLowest Crime Rates: 5,392ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,962ndMost Stationary: 7,032ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,128thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,283rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,652ndMost Patriotic: 8,435thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,962ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,103rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,361stHealthiest Citizens: 12,036thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,128thSafest: 12,313thLargest Governments: 13,377thHighest Economic Output: 13,517thTop
Most Developed: 14,620thLargest Populations: 16,418thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,979thMost Secular: 19,196thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,084th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 19th in the region

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