The Dictatorship of Nookie Island is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nookie with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.313 billion Nookienseses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nookie City. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nookie Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion Escudoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 87,800 Escudoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, Big Belly is watching you, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Nookienseses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nookie Island's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cristianismo.

Nookie Island is ranked 272,079^th in the world and 183^rd in Portugal for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.85 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.