The Dictatorship of Nookie Island is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nookie with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.313 billion Nookienseses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nookie City. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nookie Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion Escudoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 87,800 Escudoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, Big Belly is watching you, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Nookienseses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nookie Island's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cristianismo.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nookie Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Nookie Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Nookie Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Nookie Island endorsed The Parliamentary Republic of Araucariana.
- : Nookie Island was endorsed by The Parliamentary Republic of Araucariana.
- : Nookie Island endorsed The Sereníssimo of Reino de Portvgal.
- : Nookie Island endorsed The Reino of Reinado Brasileiro.
- : Nookie Island endorsed The Principality of Caxina.
- : Nookie Island was endorsed by The Principality of Caxina.
- : Nookie Island was endorsed by The Reino of Reinado Brasileiro.
Endorsements Received: 20 » Athaulphia, Lusitanialand, Totaristan, Alentejo and Algarve, Medar, Herya, Ofiussia, Nea Athinae, ZAKRYA, Olarista, Ossela, Codyn, The Portuguese Workers, NovaPortugalidade, Lusitanian State, Greater Tugaland, Reino de Portvgal, Reinado Brasileiro, Caxina, and Araucariana.