The Windmill Island of Noodle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Noodle with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 14.188 billion Gorillaz are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windmill Island. The average income tax rate is 38.8%.

The powerhouse Gorilla economy, worth 978 trillion yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 67,193 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan, business owners who refuse to hire ex-cons often wake up with an octopus's head in their bed, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and tourists aren't the only ones that talk about coming back from a trip. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noodle's national animal is the octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Noodle is ranked 287,448^th in the world and 4,122^nd in Ambition for Most Patriotic, with 1.32 flags saluted per person per day.