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All united under one Nokia Steffe Löfven
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,121st Most Influential: 1,766th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,532nd
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New York Times Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Nokias

Population1.369 billion

CapitalNokia City
LeaderSteffe Löfven
FaithStalinism

CurrencyNokian Dollar
AnimalGrey Nokia

The United Nations of Nokias is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Steffe Löfven with a fair hand, and notable for its fear of technology, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.369 billion Nokians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nokia City. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Nokian economy, worth 154 trillion Nokian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,008 Nokian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Nokias to be bombproof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nokias's national animal is the Grey Nokia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stalinism.

Nokias is ranked 161,864th in the world and 8,394th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -12.81 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,121stTop
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Most Influential: 1,766thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,532ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,319thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,136thNicest Citizens: 8,529thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 8,664thMost Pacifist: 9,087thBest Weather: 11,241stLargest Welfare Programs: 11,843rdMost Developed: 12,143rdSafest: 13,021stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,121stMost Inclusive: 13,345thLowest Crime Rates: 14,006thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,372ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,490thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,600thHealthiest Citizens: 15,565th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 276th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 287th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 468th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 469th in the regionNicest Citizens: 480th in the regionMost Pacifist: 489th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 523rd in the regionBest Weather: 624th in the regionMost Influential: 668th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 685th in the regionSafest: 694th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 706th in the regionMost Developed: 713th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 760th in the regionMost Inclusive: 771st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 778th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 798th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 810th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 823rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 870th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nokias was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Tsardom of Leonlandia.
  • : Following new legislation in Nokias, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Nokias to be bombproof.
  • : Nokias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Nokias, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire.
  • : Nokias was endorsed by The Purple nation of Aerilia.
  • : Nokias was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Norvayopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Nokias, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • : Following new legislation in Nokias, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nokias, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
  • : Nokias voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Severisen".

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