Unity, Discipline, Work
Largest Retail Industry: 2,364thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,458thMost Influential: 3,099th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population7.621 billion

CapitalOrange County


The Empire of Noicre is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ryan with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.621 billion Noicreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orange County. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noicrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,169 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 153,432 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government's only official statement on the burning down of Orange County was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, guns don't kill people — heroes do, and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noicre's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ryanism.

Noicre is ranked 207,300th in the world and 10,212th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 19.8 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 2,364thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,458thTop
Most Influential: 3,099thFattest Citizens: 3,321stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,420thMost Armed: 3,612thRudest Citizens: 4,071stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,484thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,960thLargest Mining Sector: 5,549thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,723rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,144thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,713thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,306thLargest Black Market: 9,103rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,270thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,678thHighest Average Incomes: 14,343rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,788thMost Stationary: 17,038thMost Secular: 17,266thHighest Economic Output: 17,657thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,440thMost Developed: 22,999thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,541stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,988thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,018thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,301st
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 83rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Armed: 88th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 106th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 116th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 135th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 138th in the regionLargest Black Market: 143rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 158th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 263rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 316th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 318th in the regionMost Stationary: 320th in the regionMost Influential: 346th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 365th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 375th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 421st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 425th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 447th in the regionLargest Populations: 473rd in the regionMost Avoided: 515th in the regionMost Secular: 523rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 527th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 660th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 663rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 756th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 782nd in the regionMost Cultured: 860th in the regionLargest Governments: 876th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 907th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 959th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 961st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 975th in the regionMost Patriotic: 997th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,149th in the regionMost Average: 1,253rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: