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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 605thMost Secular: 768thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,453rd
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Population5.073 billion

CapitalWorker's Commune of New Moskva
LeaderBigger Brother

CurrencySocial Credit

The Combined Socialist Communes of Nogorod is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bigger Brother with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.073 billion Nogorodians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Worker's Commune of New Moskva. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nogorodian economy, worth 840 trillion Social Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,761 Social Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, Bigger Brother is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nogorod's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nogorod is ranked 14,574th in the world and 389th in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 85.53 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 605thMost Secular: 768thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,453rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,095thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,221stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,327thMost Inclusive: 2,507thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,634thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,708thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,765thLargest Governments: 3,215thMost Developed: 3,307thMost Influential: 3,972ndHighest Food Quality: 4,201stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,388thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,391stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,588thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,739thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,846thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,957thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,104thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,164thLowest Crime Rates: 5,204thSmartest Citizens: 5,296thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,942ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,133rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,608thMost Pacifist: 6,906thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,245thBest Weather: 7,269thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,311thMost Efficient Economies: 8,341stSafest: 9,028thMost Cultured: 9,110thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,326thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,386thHighest Average Incomes: 11,861stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,112thMost Income Equality: 14,574thMost Patriotic: 14,728thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,770thHighest Drug Use: 22,823rdHighest Economic Output: 26,240th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 29th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 43rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 57th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 67th in the regionLargest Governments: 67th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 68th in the regionNicest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 76th in the regionMost Developed: 77th in the regionMost Inclusive: 77th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 90th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 91st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 92nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 96th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 98th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 104th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 106th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 111th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 114th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Cultured: 124th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 126th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 126th in the regionMost Influential: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 131st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 134th in the regionMost Stationary: 141st in the regionBest Weather: 141st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 154th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 163rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 173rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 177th in the regionLargest Populations: 191st in the region

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