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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 449thMost Compassionate Citizens: 552ndNicest Citizens: 624th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Noble beetles

Population3.857 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Noble beetles is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.857 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Noblian economy, worth 776 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 201,249 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, the government pours millions of Golden Candy Canes into rehabilitation programs annually, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noble beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Noble beetles is ranked 259,255th in the world and 59th in World of Beetles for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.8 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 449thMost Compassionate Citizens: 552ndNicest Citizens: 624thMost Pacifist: 639thSafest: 659thLargest Welfare Programs: 666thLeast Corrupt Governments: 760thMost Inclusive: 897thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,054thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,445thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,586thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,598thHighest Food Quality: 1,602ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,672ndBest Weather: 1,992ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,107thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,123rdLargest Governments: 2,149thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,307thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,313thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,376thHealthiest Citizens: 2,656thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,721stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,833rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,050thMost Cultured: 3,305thMost Developed: 3,528thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,144thSmartest Citizens: 4,264thMost Efficient Economies: 4,291stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,321stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,016thMost Secular: 6,751stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,232ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,380thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,211thMost Income Equality: 9,120thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,410thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,181st
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Noble beetles, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble beetles, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble beetles, the government pours millions of Golden Candy Canes into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble beetles, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble beetles, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble beetles, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble beetles, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble beetles, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble beetles, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble beetles, Beetles believe manners maketh the leader.

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