The There is nothing here of Noahs Secret Country is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.863 billion Noahs Secret Countryians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong Noahs Secret Countryian economy, worth 314 trillion cards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,725 cards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 357,787 per year while the poor average 3,070, a ratio of 116 to 1.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, Leader knows that some internet activities are strictly solitary (Noahs Secret Country has found 1 easter egg), the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Noahs Secret Country's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Noahs Secret Country is ranked 287,501^st in the world and 11,004^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.9 law-abiding acts per hour.