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All Popcorn shall be Destroyed!!! Unpopped Corn
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 258thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 873rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,482nd
The No Popcorn of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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No Popcorn Allowed

Population12.24 billion

CapitalCorn City
LeaderUnpopped Corn
FaithCorn

CurrencyUnpopped Corn
AnimalCorndog

The No Popcorn of No Popcorn Allowed is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Unpopped Corn with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 12.24 billion No Popcorn Allowedians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corn City. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient No Popcorn Allowedian economy, worth a remarkable 3,071 trillion Unpopped Corns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 250,951 Unpopped Corns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, school football matches are usually five-a-side, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No Popcorn Allowed's national animal is the Corndog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corn.

No Popcorn Allowed is ranked 45,135th in the world and 35th in Nerdlandia for Most Stationary, with 972.92252316252 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 258thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 873rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,482ndLargest Black Market: 1,731stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,767thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,848thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,892ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,026thMost Avoided: 2,495thMost Patriotic: 2,792ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,245thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,524thFattest Citizens: 4,488thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,085thHighest Average Incomes: 5,299thHighest Economic Output: 7,023rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,643rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,438thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,522ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,170thMost Devout: 12,202ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,040thTop
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Largest Governments: 17,113thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,182ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,457thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,031stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,436thLargest Retail Industry: 23,813thMost Influential: 28,144thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,392nd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Primitive: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in No Popcorn Allowed, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in No Popcorn Allowed, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
  • : Following new legislation in No Popcorn Allowed, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in No Popcorn Allowed, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : No Popcorn Allowed was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in No Popcorn Allowed, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • : Following new legislation in No Popcorn Allowed, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are.
  • : Following new legislation in No Popcorn Allowed, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in No Popcorn Allowed, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed.
  • : Following new legislation in No Popcorn Allowed, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.

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