The Commonwealth of Nizzito is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Nikki Zimmerman with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 14.469 billion Nizzitoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nizeo. The average income tax rate is 91.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nizzitoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,734 trillion Nizzes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,898 Nizzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children often kick Golden Eagles for amusement, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nizzito's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Zitoism.

Nizzito is ranked 212,835^th in the world and 36^th in Jyzeria for Largest Black Market, with 370 billion Standard Monetary Units.