The ❄︎𝖣𝗈𝗎𝗆𝖺❄︎ of NIWAE is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Douma with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.885 billion NIWAEÑOS are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varsovia. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NIWAENSE economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion DUR Niwaenses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,501 DUR Niwaenses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading NIWAENSE justice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NIWAE's national animal is the León dur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is worshipers of paradise.

NIWAE is ranked 1,937^th in the world and 3^rd in Callista for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 66,803.9 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.