The Federal Republic of Nislavic is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Just David with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.737 billion Nislavians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nislavia. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nislavian economy, worth 432 trillion Nislavic Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 158,067 Nislavic Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", major cities are suffering under water rationing, and billions of Nislavic Pounds are spent to take high-quality photos of the Eagle Nebula. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nislavic's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nislavic is ranked 318,491^st in the world and 4,485^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Pacifist, with 5.46 cheeks turned per day.