The Empire of Nippon Caesar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Himiko Augusta Omikami with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.306 billion Nippon Caesarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romatoshi. The average income tax rate is 78.4%.

The powerhouse Nippon Caesarian economy, worth 160 trillion yen aereums a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,073 yen aereums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nippon Caesar's national animal is the Lupus Japonensis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orimpikkono kamikoto.

Nippon Caesar is ranked 75,423^rd in the world and 67^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,779.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.