NATION

PASSWORD

We rule
Largest Populations: 8,578thMost Income Equality: 25,931stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,508th
The Nitwits of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Nilk

Population24.613 billion

CapitalNitwitia
LeaderNitwit I
FaithNothing

CurrencyDollar
Animaleagle

The Nitwits of Nilk is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nitwit I with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 24.613 billion Nilkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nitwitia. The average income tax rate is 59.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Nilkian economy, worth 444 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,076 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, Nothing has been named as Nilk's national religion, Nitwit I has just been declared ruler of Nilk in an international press conference, and Nilk has designated Nitwitia as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nilk's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nothing.

Nilk is ranked 124,466th in the world and 5th in The Land of Cakes Biscuits and Tea for Most Stationary, with 278.41261348248 days.

Top
5%
Largest Populations: 8,578thTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 25,931stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,508th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

Report