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Complete obedience is the way of life. Nico
Largest Insurance Industry: 4,709thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,659thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,126th
The Armed Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Dealmaker
Chief of Police
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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NicoElChico

Population1.103 billion

CapitalNicoCity
LeaderNico

CurrencyDankMemez
AnimalPepe

The Armed Republic of NicoElChico is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Nico with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.103 billion Hoomans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NicoCity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The powerhouse a Hooman economy, worth 122 trillion DankMemezzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 110,991 DankMemezzes, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Lottery winners spend most of their money on security, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, and school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. NicoElChico's national animal is the Pepe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NicoElChico is ranked 108,579th in the world and 1st in Totalitaria for Most Stationary, with 45.14974888192 Days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 4,709thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,659thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,126thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,186thLargest Mining Sector: 6,277thMost Avoided: 6,314thTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 9,836thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,303rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,004thLargest Retail Industry: 17,055thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,446thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,162nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NicoElChico's influence in Totalitaria rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : NicoElChico changed its national animal to "Pepe", its currency to "DankMemez", its demonym to "Hooman", its demonym adjective to "a Hooman", and its demonym plural to "Hoomans".
  • : Following new legislation in NicoElChico, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in NicoElChico, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in NicoElChico, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • : Following new legislation in NicoElChico, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
  • : Following new legislation in NicoElChico, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
  • : NicoElChico's influence in Totalitaria rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : NicoElChico's influence in Totalitaria fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : NicoElChico was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.

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