Population | 16.894 billion |
Capital | Nico X Maki City |
Leader | Leader |
Faith | Yuri |
Currency | Love Gem |
Animal | Wild Tomato |
The Empire of Nico X Maki is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 16.894 billion NicoMakians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nico X Maki City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.
The frighteningly efficient NicoMakian economy, worth a remarkable 3,173 trillion Love Gems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 187,820 Love Gems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nico X Maki's national animal is the Wild Tomato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yuri.
Nico X Maki is ranked 59,572nd in the world and 2nd in The Region of nicomaki shippers for Most Stationary, with 769.2657576696 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nico X Maki, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Nico X Maki, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Nico X Maki, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.
- : Following new legislation in Nico X Maki, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
- : Nico X Maki was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Nico X Maki, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Nico X Maki at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
- : Following new legislation in Nico X Maki, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Nico X Maki, visiting the best NicoMakian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in Nico X Maki, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Wild Tomato'.
- : Following new legislation in Nico X Maki, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.