Population | 731 million |
Currency | franc |
Animal | beaver |
The Republic of Nickyuwu 1155 is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 731 million Nickyuwu 1155ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Nickyuwu 1155ian economy, worth 48.3 trillion francs a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,051 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
In court almost every witness is a hostile witness, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nickyuwu 1155's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Nickyuwu 1155 is ranked 121,598th in the world and 1,900th in Danish Wonderland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.6 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 1155, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 1155, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 1155, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 1155, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 1155, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 1155, people's charity begins and ends at home.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 1155, voters who forget their name are given a hint.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 1155, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 1155, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 1155, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.