Population | 7.88 billion |
Capital | Aether |
Leader | Samus Metroid-Dark |
Faith | Church of Pizza |
Currency | Fruits |
Animal | Wolf |
The Metroidian Nation of Nhaizlhruuabh is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Samus Metroid-Dark with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory vegetarianism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.88 billion Metroids are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aether. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Metroidan economy, worth a remarkable 2,447 trillion Fruits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 310,537 Fruits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It's been a banner year for local vexillology, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nhaizlhruuabh's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.
Nhaizlhruuabh is ranked 33,579th in the world and 31st in Green Hills for Most Stationary, with 1,304.8192343596 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nhaizlhruuabh, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
- : Following new legislation in Nhaizlhruuabh, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
- : Following new legislation in Nhaizlhruuabh, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
- : Following new legislation in Nhaizlhruuabh, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
- : Following new legislation in Nhaizlhruuabh, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
- : Following new legislation in Nhaizlhruuabh, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.
- : Following new legislation in Nhaizlhruuabh, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
- : Following new legislation in Nhaizlhruuabh, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Nhaizlhruuabh, group hugs break out during floor votes.
- : Following new legislation in Nhaizlhruuabh, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Wolfball fields.