The Celtic Land of Nghymru is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yr Ymerawdwr with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 10.794 billion Nghymruians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nghaerdydd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nghymric economy, worth a remarkable 3,764 trillion Nghymrics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 348,793 Nghymrics, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, camo-patterned plush comfort blankets are standard issue for commandos, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nghymru's national animal is the Ddraig Goch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eglwys Glyndŵr.

Nghymru is ranked 680^th in the world and 13^th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 262.89 quips per hour.