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Anyone can do wrong, but to be loved for it takes art
Most Rebellious Youth: 832ndMost Pacifist: 897thMost Cultured: 1,110th
The Empire of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Some

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Ngelmish

Population31.174 billion

Currencysketas
Animalwhite weasel

The Empire of Ngelmish is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 31.174 billion Ngelmishians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The large but stagnant Ngelmishian economy, worth 370 trillion sketas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 11,880 sketas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, bars are packed at all hours, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ngelmish's national animal is the white weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ngelmish is ranked 139,396th in the world and 2,730th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 213.16630107348 days.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 832ndMost Pacifist: 897thMost Cultured: 1,110thHealthiest Citizens: 1,517thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,087thSafest: 2,354thHighest Food Quality: 2,383rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,451stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,484thNicest Citizens: 2,773rdSmartest Citizens: 2,797thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,362ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,869thLowest Crime Rates: 3,879thLargest Populations: 3,879thMost Inclusive: 6,744thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,246thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,910thTop
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Most Secular: 15,670thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,251stMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,103rd
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Most Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 64th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 82nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionLargest Populations: 96th in the regionNicest Citizens: 97th in the regionSafest: 99th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 133rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 166th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 209th in the regionMost Inclusive: 299th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 437th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 472nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 757th in the regionNudest: 868th in the regionMost Secular: 896th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,023rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ngelmish's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Ngelmish was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Survivors, and Most Dead.
  • : Ngelmish's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Ngelmish's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Ngelmish's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Ngelmish's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Ngelmish, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Ngelmish was refounded in Balder.
  • : Ngelmish ceased to exist in The Rejected Realms.
  • : Ngelmish was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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