The Alpine Islands of Neyde Spears Kingdom is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Neyde Spears with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.549 billion Neyde Spears Kingdomians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Britney Jean. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Neyde Spears Kingdomian economy, worth 760 trillion Neyde Fenedes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 116,119 Neyde Fenedes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, the comic book series 'Neyde Spears and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neyde Spears Kingdom's national animal is the White Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neyde Spears Kingdom is ranked 3,823^rd in the world and 5^th in Northern Utopia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,801.7 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.