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He's too busy hitting the vaseline Neyde Spears
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 922ndBest Weather: 1,429thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,617th
The Weird little lumps of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Neyde Spears Kingdom

Population5.361 billion

CapitalBritney Jean
LeaderNeyde Spears

CurrencyNeyde Fenede
AnimalDodo

The Weird little lumps of Neyde Spears Kingdom is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Neyde Spears with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.361 billion Neyde Spears Kingdomians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Britney Jean. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Neyde Spears Kingdomian economy, worth 622 trillion Neyde Fenedes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,040 Neyde Fenedes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The price of freedom is about half a million Neyde Fenedes, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neyde Spears Kingdom's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neyde Spears Kingdom is ranked 157,825th in the world and 64th in Northern Utopia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -2.9 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 922ndBest Weather: 1,429thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,617thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,812thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,832ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,844thNicest Citizens: 1,904thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,149thMost Inclusive: 2,206thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,443rdMost Devout: 2,582ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,193rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,469thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,606thMost Cultured: 3,613thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,691stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,510thLargest Governments: 6,485thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,160thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,754thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,897thTop
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Nudest: 10,369thSafest: 10,455thMost Developed: 10,581stLowest Crime Rates: 11,928thMost Efficient Economies: 12,336thHealthiest Citizens: 13,186thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,290thHighest Drug Use: 20,447th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neyde Spears Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Neyde Spears Kingdom lodged a message on the Northern Utopia Regional Message Board.
  • : Neyde Spears Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Neyde Spears Kingdom, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Neyde Spears Kingdom, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Neyde Spears Kingdom, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em".
  • : Following new legislation in Neyde Spears Kingdom, the price of freedom is about half a million Neyde Fenedes.
  • : Following new legislation in Neyde Spears Kingdom, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Neyde Spears Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Neyde Spears Kingdom, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.

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