The Weird little lumps of Neyde Spears Kingdom is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Neyde Spears with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.361 billion Neyde Spears Kingdomians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Britney Jean. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Neyde Spears Kingdomian economy, worth 622 trillion Neyde Fenedes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,040 Neyde Fenedes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The price of freedom is about half a million Neyde Fenedes, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neyde Spears Kingdom's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neyde Spears Kingdom is ranked 157,825^th in the world and 64^th in Northern Utopia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -2.9 on the Hickory Productivity Index.