The government of each man by himself
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 66th Most Influential: 200th Most Inclusive: 691st
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Population7.531 billion



The Free Land of Newpromisedland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.531 billion Newpromisedlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Behem. The average income tax rate is 83.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Newpromisedlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,843 trillion siqlus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 244,770 siqlus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newpromisedland's national animal is the Behemoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Newpromisedland is ranked 820th in the world and 48th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 97.56 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 66thMost Influential: 200thMost Inclusive: 691stLargest Publishing Industry: 761stMost Rebellious Youth: 772ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 775thLeast Corrupt Governments: 820thRudest Citizens: 982ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,129thMost Cultured: 1,215thSmartest Citizens: 1,455thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,524thFattest Citizens: 1,650thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,854thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,901stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,981stMost Developed: 2,090thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,883rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,037thLargest Governments: 3,798thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,120thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,416thHighest Crime Rates: 4,606thNicest Citizens: 5,291stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,364thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,425thMost Efficient Economies: 5,566thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,639thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,832ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,554thHighest Economic Output: 6,662ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,192ndMost Armed: 7,558thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,564thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,401stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,556thMost Politically Free: 10,598thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,418thNudest: 12,855thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,036thHighest Drug Use: 13,273rdMost Secular: 13,716thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,397th
Largest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Inclusive: 45th in the regionFattest Citizens: 47th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the regionRudest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 58th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 95th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 106th in the regionMost Developed: 123rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 135th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 137th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 179th in the regionLargest Governments: 180th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 185th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 185th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 226th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 230th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 234th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 258th in the regionNicest Citizens: 297th in the regionMost Armed: 297th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 321st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 325th in the regionMost Politically Free: 338th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 371st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 393rd in the regionNudest: 429th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 433rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 497th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 519th in the regionLargest Populations: 544th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 559th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 607th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 681st in the regionMost Secular: 702nd in the region

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