The Kingdom of Newer Tyga Islands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Stanislaus the Conqueror with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.786 billion Tygans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraków. The average income tax rate is 76.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Newer Tyga Islandsian economy, worth 564 trillion Tygan Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 202,492 Tygan Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, and political detractors refer to King Stanislaus the Conqueror as 'that Bigtopian puppet'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newer Tyga Islands's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Newer Tyga Islands is ranked 13,834^th in the world and 668^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,104.65 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.