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Praise to Dr.Sigmundus Doctor Sigmundus
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 67thLargest Mining Sector: 69thLargest Black Market: 107th
The Perfect Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Newer Gehenna

Population28.211 billion

CapitalTarnagar
LeaderDoctor Sigmundus
Faiththe Teachings of Doctor Sigmundus

CurrencyCred
AnimalPuca

The Perfect Nation of Newer Gehenna is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Doctor Sigmundus with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.211 billion Newer Gehennans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tarnagar. The average income tax rate is 89.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gehennian economy, worth an astonishing 14,635 trillion Creds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 518,781 Creds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newer Gehenna's national animal is the Puca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Teachings of Doctor Sigmundus.

Newer Gehenna is ranked 1,037th in the world and 14th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 4,709.70531912 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 67thLargest Mining Sector: 69thLargest Black Market: 107thMost Corrupt Governments: 153rdMost Avoided: 211thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 221stLargest Insurance Industry: 243rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 289thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 297thHighest Economic Output: 340thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 346thHighest Average Incomes: 380thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 415thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 418thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 722ndFattest Citizens: 882ndMost Stationary: 1,037thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,117thLowest Crime Rates: 1,121stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,452ndLargest Governments: 2,486thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,566thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,810thMost Patriotic: 2,923rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4,314thMost Secular: 4,437thRudest Citizens: 5,062ndLargest Populations: 5,408thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,451stLargest Retail Industry: 5,618thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,532ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,332ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,116thMost Efficient Economies: 9,989thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,404thMost Influential: 13,068thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,782ndMost Conservative: 16,849thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,083rdMost Authoritarian: 18,276thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,599thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,011thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,134th
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Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 65th in the regionMost Patriotic: 66th in the regionLargest Governments: 67th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 84th in the regionRudest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Secular: 108th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 120th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 156th in the regionMost Influential: 176th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 178th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 248th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 333rd in the regionMost Conservative: 367th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 381st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 393rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 396th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 432nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Newer Gehenna, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Newer Gehenna, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes.
  • : Following new legislation in Newer Gehenna, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Newer Gehenna, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Newer Gehenna, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Newer Gehenna, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
  • : Following new legislation in Newer Gehenna, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Newer Gehennans any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Newer Gehenna, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Newer Gehenna, weather reports simply advise Newer Gehennans to 'look outside'.
  • : Following new legislation in Newer Gehenna, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.

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