With Us, Or Against Us Alekzander Tosh
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,067thMost Secular: 3,874thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,544th
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New Zander

Population1.857 billion

CapitalZander City
LeaderAlekzander Tosh


The Dungeon Master of New Zander is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alekzander Tosh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.857 billion Zanderians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zander City. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming New Zanderian economy, worth 198 trillion Zanders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,655 Zanders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, halberds are common 18th birthday presents, a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zander's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Zander is ranked 37,605th in the world and 5th in The Empires And Republics Of Power for Smartest Citizens, with 43.05 quips per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,067thMost Secular: 3,874thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,544thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,356thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,464thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,123rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,849thHealthiest Citizens: 19,990thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,677thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,245thMost Conservative: 21,349thMost Influential: 21,439thMost Authoritarian: 21,893rdMost Patriotic: 22,163rdSafest: 22,496thLowest Crime Rates: 22,971stMost Developed: 23,321stLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,567thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,480th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » The House that Declared Independence and The Common Kingdom.