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Responsibility to the Responsible Satanic Regent and Lord of Hell Valentin
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,589thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,982ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,801st
The Allied States of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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New Valentin

Population1.149 billion

CapitalAnthin
LeaderSatanic Regent and Lord of Hell Valentin
FaithCult of Satan

CurrencyKilo
AnimalWolf

The Allied States of New Valentin is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Satanic Regent and Lord of Hell Valentin with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.149 billion Valentinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anthin. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Valentinian economy, worth 148 trillion Kilos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 129,247 Kilos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Valentin's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Satan.

New Valentin is ranked 135,643rd in the world and 95th in The United Empires of Carson for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 159.51 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,589thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,982ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,801stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,554thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,074thMost Armed: 9,803rdTop
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Most Cultured: 10,634thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,333rdLargest Black Market: 14,416thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,443rdMost Corrupt Governments: 17,939thHighest Average Incomes: 19,030thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,167thMost Secular: 19,211thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,709thHighest Drug Use: 19,958th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionMost Average: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Valentin, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work.
  • : Following new legislation in New Valentin, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : Following new legislation in New Valentin, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in New Valentin, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Following new legislation in New Valentin, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Valentin, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy".
  • : Following new legislation in New Valentin, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : New Valentin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in New Valentin, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Following new legislation in New Valentin, the moon's craters are more numerous every day.

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