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YOU EAT BABIES! Alice Navratilova
Largest Welfare Programs: 952ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,329thMost Pacifist: 1,371st
The Neuwish Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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New Unojo

Population7.498 billion

CapitalLuca Stad-Stadt
LeaderAlice Navratilova

CurrencyJis Zeichen
AnimalNeinding

The Neuwish Republic of New Unojo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Alice Navratilova with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 7.498 billion Neuwians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luca Stad-Stadt. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuwish economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion Jis Zeichens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,829 Jis Zeichens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in New Unojo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Unojo's national animal is the Neinding, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Unojo is ranked 85,181st in the world and 1,028th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 550.3851685866 days.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 952ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,329thMost Pacifist: 1,371stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,552ndBest Weather: 1,552ndNicest Citizens: 1,565thMost Inclusive: 1,625thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,649thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,224thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,634thHealthiest Citizens: 2,674thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,744thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,042ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,089thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,216thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,377thMost Developed: 3,982ndLargest Governments: 4,842ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,611thSmartest Citizens: 6,686thLowest Crime Rates: 6,737thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,760thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,954thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,698thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,432ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,445thMost Secular: 12,595thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,520thTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 16,246thMost Income Equality: 17,788thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,225thSafest: 20,280thHighest Average Incomes: 22,707thMost Influential: 23,652ndHighest Economic Output: 26,139thMost Cultured: 29,119th
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1%
Largest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionNicest Citizens: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 44th in the regionMost Inclusive: 44th in the regionTop
5%
Longest Average Lifespans: 71st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 72nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 76th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 80th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 86th in the regionMost Developed: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 114th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 151st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 164th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 171st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 172nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 178th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 203rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 256th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 258th in the regionMost Secular: 267th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 269th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 277th in the regionTop
10%
Nudest: 347th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 355th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 356th in the regionMost Income Equality: 411th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 429th in the regionSafest: 533rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Unojo, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in New Unojo.
  • : New Unojo lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : New Unojo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : New Unojo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : New Unojo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in New Unojo, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in New Unojo, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
  • : Following new legislation in New Unojo, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • : Following new legislation in New Unojo, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in New Unojo, high school bands practice by moonlight.

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