New United Soviet Socialist Republic
Population | 73 million |
Currency | Soviet Ruble |
Animal | Bear |
The Republic of New United Soviet Socialist Republic is a large, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 73 million Soviets are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped New United Soviet Socialist Republician economy, worth 2.31 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 31,684 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New United Soviet Socialist Republic's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
New United Soviet Socialist Republic is ranked 49,914th in the world and 520th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 31.65 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
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- : New United Soviet Socialist Republic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in New United Soviet Socialist Republic, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in New United Soviet Socialist Republic, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
- : Following new legislation in New United Soviet Socialist Republic, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause.
- : Following new legislation in New United Soviet Socialist Republic, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
- : New United Soviet Socialist Republic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in New United Soviet Socialist Republic, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness.
- : Following new legislation in New United Soviet Socialist Republic, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims.
- : Following new legislation in New United Soviet Socialist Republic, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left.
- : New United Soviet Socialist Republic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.