The Most Fragile Queendom of New Unicornia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Platinum with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 7.188 billion New Unicornians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ainrocinu Wen. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient New Unicornian economy, worth 299 trillion bits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 41,611 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New Unicornian actors literally work from cradle to grave, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, most citizens in New Unicornia are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Unicornia's national animal is the Clover the Clever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Raritian.

New Unicornia is ranked 43,732^nd in the world and 2^nd in Himalia for Largest Governments, scoring 23.66 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.