The Galactic Dictatorship of New Trolinkiskia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Trolink Hitler with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.081 billion Trolinkiskian's are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Город Трех. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Trolinkiskian economy, worth 65.8 trillion Trolinkskis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 60,896 Trolinkskis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices, Eastern Orthodox has been named as New Trolinkiskia's national religion, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Trolinkiskia's national animal is the The Kamchatka Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

New Trolinkiskia is ranked 128,384^th in the world and 5,814^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 867.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.