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Least Corrupt Governments: 5,298thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,329thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,866th
The Rogue Nation of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Tira

Population2.258 billion

Currencyshekels
Animalpheonix

The Rogue Nation of New Tira is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.258 billion New Tirans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient New Tiran economy, worth 109 trillion shekels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,694 shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, the tightness of border controls in New Tira leave a little to be desired, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Tira's national animal is the pheonix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Tira is ranked 219,755th in the world and 6,572nd in Lazarus for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 40.67 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 5,298thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,329thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,866thMost Pacifist: 13,138thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,222ndTop
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Nicest Citizens: 13,919thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,978thMost Inclusive: 17,718thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,135thSafest: 18,818thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,566thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,317thHighest Food Quality: 23,742ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 25,161stBest Weather: 25,554thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,036thHealthiest Citizens: 26,222nd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 251st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 566th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 606th in the regionMost Pacifist: 677th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 695th in the regionNicest Citizens: 715th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 734th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Tira, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in New Tira, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in New Tira, the tightness of border controls in New Tira leave a little to be desired.
  • : Following new legislation in New Tira, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : New Tira was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in New Tira, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
  • : Following new legislation in New Tira, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code.
  • : Following new legislation in New Tira, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in New Tira, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in New Tira, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.

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