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Christ is King
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,457thMost Devout: 3,693rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,807th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Negotiator
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New Thornia

Population2.107 billion

CapitalFloriana
LeaderThÝrnia Wiłder
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyPetal
AnimalCrow

The Holy Empire of New Thornia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by ThÝrnia Wiłder with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.107 billion New Thornians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floriana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.3%.

The powerhouse New Thornian economy, worth 189 trillion Petals a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,948 Petals, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bilingual New Thornians are viewed with suspicion, corporate lobbying has been outlawed, mostly women are seen and not heard, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on New Thornian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Thornia's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

New Thornia is ranked 250,192nd in the world and 10th in Altmora for Highest Drug Use, scoring 7.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,457thMost Devout: 3,693rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,807thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,845thMost Authoritarian: 12,093rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,015thMost Patriotic: 15,116thMost Conservative: 15,834thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,305thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,023rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,334th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in New Thornia, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on New Thornian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : New Thornia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in New Thornia, mostly women are seen and not heard.
  • : New Thornia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in New Thornia, corporate lobbying has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in New Thornia, bilingual New Thornians are viewed with suspicion.

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