Population | 25.493 billion |
Capital | Astana |
Leader | King Friederick Wilhelm II Van Vinkel |
Faith | Jahanism |
Currency | Prand |
Animal | Unicorn |
The Federal Aristocratic Kingdom of New Tarajan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Friederick Wilhelm II Van Vinkel with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 25.493 billion Tarajani have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tarajani economy, worth a remarkable 3,236 trillion Prands a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,942 Prands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, recognizing the Tarajani flag qualifies you for citizenship, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Tarajan's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jahanism.
New Tarajan is ranked 127,949th in the world and 8th in Esamir for Most Stationary, with 262.20026969172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Tarajan lodged a message on the Esamir Regional Message Board.
- : New Tarajan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : New Tarajan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : New Tarajan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in New Tarajan, sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good".
- : New Tarajan lodged a message on the Esamir Regional Message Board.
- : New Tarajan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : New Tarajan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : New Tarajan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : New Tarajan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.