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Largest Retail Industry: 3,369thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,835thLargest Mining Sector: 12,520th
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New Stonkopolis

Population2.551 billion

CapitalThe North Pole
LeaderSanta Claus XVII
FaithToy Making


The Jolly Present Giver of New Stonkopolis is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Santa Claus XVII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.551 billion Stonkopolisians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stonkopolisian economy, worth 391 trillion Toys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 153,664 Toys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of New Stonkopolis at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Stonkopolis's national animal is the Reindeer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toy Making.

New Stonkopolis is ranked 194,751st in the world and 70th in Kelvenya for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.35 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Retail Industry: 3,369thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,835thLargest Mining Sector: 12,520thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,754thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,912thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,057thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 15,889thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,795thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,199thMost Patriotic: 18,443rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,976thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,286thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,391stMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,617thMost Developed: 20,790thMost Cultured: 22,290thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,622ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,716thMost Devout: 24,093rdLargest Publishing Industry: 27,439th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Soviet cobra communist republic.