The Kingdom of New Southern Holland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lennart with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 19.599 billion Hollanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 72.9%.

The powerhouse Hollandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,417 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,304 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", and farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Southern Holland's national animal is the red lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

New Southern Holland is ranked 212,666^th in the world and 4^th in Old Guard for Most Authoritarian, with 538.91 milliStalins.