We'll Seal off all your problems
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,734thMost Influential: 3,298thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,207th
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New Seallands

Population4.294 billion

CapitalSeal City
LeaderGeorge Jenkins

Currencyseal teeth
Animaldragon seal

The Republic of New Seallands is a massive, genial nation, ruled by George Jenkins with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.294 billion New Seallanders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seal City. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient New Seallandsian economy, worth 143 trillion seal teeths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Tourism. Average income is 33,317 seal teeths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, autocrats are persona non grata, and it's best not to ask what goes into Seal City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Seallands's national animal is the dragon seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New Seallands is ranked 218,421st in the world and 10,765th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 5.72 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,734thMost Influential: 3,298thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,207thBest Weather: 12,919thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,036thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,222ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,875thMost Income Equality: 23,056thHealthiest Citizens: 23,264thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,689thLeast Corrupt Governments: 25,054thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,503rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,686th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 264th in the regionMost Influential: 390th in the regionBest Weather: 424th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 446th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 467th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 490th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 534th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 718th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 731st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 775th in the regionLargest Populations: 796th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 816th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 868th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 877th in the regionMost Stationary: 992nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,052nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,056th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,073rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,082nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,162nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,205th in the regionSafest: 1,244th in the region

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