The Dominion of New Sanet is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Polydorus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.007 billion New Sanetians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Nysa. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New Sanetian economy, worth 462 trillion Thyrsuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 153,678 Thyrsuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown. New Sanet's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Sanet is ranked 12,046^th in the world and 630^th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 88.57 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.