Long Live Roakia!
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,069thMost Influential: 3,598thMost Devout: 4,311th
The Robot Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
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New Roakia

Population5.662 billion

CapitalFrio de Astvotska
LeaderJimintai Mordetai

CurrencyRoak Fabrik
AnimalLuhkic Goose

The Robot Republic of New Roakia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jimintai Mordetai with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.662 billion Roaks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frio de Astvotska. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Roak economy, worth 399 trillion Roak Fabriks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,524 Roak Fabriks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more, and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Roakia's national animal is the Luhkic Goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Roakia is ranked 50,994th in the world and 1,250th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 91 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,069thMost Influential: 3,598thMost Devout: 4,311thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,249thTop
Most Patriotic: 14,270thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,080thLargest Black Market: 17,121stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,727thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,593rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,704thHealthiest Citizens: 20,858thBest Weather: 24,004thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,216thMost Authoritarian: 26,464th
Most Devout: 91st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 239th in the regionMost Patriotic: 312th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 362nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 379th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 412th in the regionMost Influential: 434th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 475th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 501st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 501st in the regionLargest Populations: 616th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 631st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 651st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 680th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 684th in the regionBest Weather: 750th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 763rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 921st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,014th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,088th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,116th in the regionMost Developed: 1,116th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,250th in the region

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