The Robot Republic of New Roakia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jimintai Mordetai with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.662 billion Roaks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frio de Astvotska. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Roak economy, worth 399 trillion Roak Fabriks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,524 Roak Fabriks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more, and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Roakia's national animal is the Luhkic Goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Roakia is ranked 50,994^th in the world and 1,250^th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 91 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.