The Socialist City-State of New Prague Workers Republic is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Benedikt Ludvek with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.445 billion New Prague Workers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Znovo Praha. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New Praguer economy, worth a remarkable 2,316 trillion Czech Rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 149,989 Czech Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Prague Workers Republic's national animal is the Bohemia Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Prague Workers Republic is ranked 272,938^th in the world and 584^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -11.17 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.