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Largest Retail Industry: 57thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 167thFattest Citizens: 203rd
The Free Market Plutocracy of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New Portuguese Empire

Population4.773 billion

CapitalSantazela
LeaderChief Financial Officer
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyEscudo
AnimalIberian Fox

The Free Market Plutocracy of New Portuguese Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Financial Officer with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.773 billion New Portuguese are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santazela. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient New Portuguese Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,705 trillion Escudoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 357,336 Escudoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,286,281 per year while the poor average 3,996, a ratio of 822 to 1.

Electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Portuguese Empire's national animal is the Iberian Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

New Portuguese Empire is ranked 2,410th in the world and 33rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 59,577.22 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 57thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 167thFattest Citizens: 203rdLargest Gambling Industry: 206thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 209thMost Avoided: 220thMost Armed: 232ndHighest Crime Rates: 242ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 251stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 260thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 369thHighest Disposable Incomes: 406thMost Efficient Economies: 443rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 486thMost Ignorant Citizens: 620thRudest Citizens: 650thMost Corrupt Governments: 721stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 753rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 897thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,094thLargest Mining Sector: 1,369thHighest Average Incomes: 1,389thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,524thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,731stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,797thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,246thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,410thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,233rdMost Patriotic: 5,003rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,895thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,671stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,818thMost Secular: 9,311thLargest Governments: 10,756thHighest Economic Output: 11,567thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 17,312thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,715thMost Pro-Market: 24,214th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionMost Patriotic: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 87th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 117th in the regionMost Secular: 145th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 149th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 151st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : New Portuguese Empire's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, political shows are fit for purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All".
  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.

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